okay, so i was at this guy’s house and we’re friends, but the new kind of friends. the kind of friends that you have to crawl with the amount of funny shit [completely absurd and inappropriate] you have happen to you. anyways, i was on my period and put in a new tampon. i went to the bathroom, and i came back without taking the tampon out because it was new. new. should i repeat myself again? new.
as i was sitting on his couch, high. so very high. you know, to the point where you don’t know what’s going on with your body, and sometimes you feel like you peed, but you didn’t, that kind of high.
moving on, i find out that when i got from his couch to leave, my ass was actually partially wet due to the absorbance of the tampon, and peeing. now, i sit here to this day thinking, did i leave a pee stain on his couch? did i leave a pee stain on my pants? on his car seat?
can we still be friends? submitted this to 